Sunday, March 11, 2007

For Sarah, and all of my other Mom friends.

If You Give a Mom a Muffin

If you give a mom a muffin, she'll want a cup of coffee to go with it. She'll pour herself some. Her three-year-old will spill the coffee. She'll wipe it up. Wiping the floor, she will find dirty socks. She'll remember she has to do laundry. When she puts the laundry in the washer, she'll trip over boots and bump into the freezer. Bumping into the freezer will remind her she has to plan supper. She will get out a pound of hamburger. She'll look for her cookbook. (101 Things To Make With A Pound Of Hamburger.) The cookbook is sitting under a pile of mail. She will see the phone bill, which is due tomorrow. She will look for her checkbook. The checkbook is in her purse that is being dumped out by her two-year-old. She'll smell something funny. She'll change the two-year-old. While she is changing the two-year-old the phone will ring. Her five-year-old will answer and hang up. She'll remember that she wants to phone a friend to come for coffee. Thinking of coffee will remind her that she was going to have a cup. She will pour herself some. And chances are, if she has a cup of coffee, her kids will have eaten the muffin that went with it.

by Kathy Fictorie
based on "If you Give a Mouse a Cookie by Laura Numeroff

2 comments:

April said...

Hey there Jennifer! So I rushed home from playgroup to leave a comment to display how geeky I can be when it comes to blogs. ;-) I left one, then for whatever reason it didn't show up...so 2nd try here. Its been fun so far, and hope to see more of you soon!
♥April
p.s. Nice Blog Layout.
p.p.s. Excuse this comment if the other one suddently shows up for whatever reason.

Anonymous said...

Thanks!

Sarah